Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Women's Health Issue

This just in from a girlfriend as we prepare for our week of debauchery in Mexico:

Important Women's Health Issue:

Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness?

Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?


If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or

pharmacist about Margaritas.


Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident

about yourself and your actions.


Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the

world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.


You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with
a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent
you from living the life you want to live.


Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will
discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas.


Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or

nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind

nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try them.

Side effects may include: Dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration,

loss of motor control, loss of money, loss of clothing, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth and a desire to sing Karaoke.



WARNING:

The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering
when you are not. The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your
friends over and over again that you love them. The consumption of
Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing. The consumption of
Margaritas may make you think you can logically converse with members
of the opposite sex without spitting.

Please share this with other women who may need Margaritas.
Thank you!

1 comment:

Hua said...

It works for men too!